I need help removing her.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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