His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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