don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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