Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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