I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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