It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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