so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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