So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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