.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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