we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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