Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
This show inspires me to have sex in space
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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