so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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