Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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