Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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