I just made out with a guy for $7.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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