What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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