fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize