Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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