if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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