You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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