does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
it glows. i had to have it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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