school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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