I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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