I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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