dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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