GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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