i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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