You're completely useless in the revolution.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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