Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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