dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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