I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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