glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
