This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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