i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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