my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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