I want to make a zoo with you.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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