dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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