stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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