My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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