you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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