Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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