And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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