got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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