This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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