so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
