We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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