Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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