i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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