How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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