no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think I sprained my soul last night
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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