You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you would pick up someone in the library
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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