Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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