scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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