He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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