dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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