That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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