I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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