Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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