i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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