What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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