you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize