Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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